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What a Mess!

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

1995 |2h 23m |  Comedy

Cast

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Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

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Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

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Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova

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Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador

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Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

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Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Ambassador's bodyguard

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Irina Apeksimova

Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory

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Sergey Batalov

lieutenant

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Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

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Lev Borisov

Mafiosi

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Aleksei Buldakov

pilot

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Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier

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Rolan Bykov

Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer

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Vladimir Menshov

Russian President / Commentator on TV

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Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Kozyulski

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Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev

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Anatoliy Kuznetsov

Father

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Mikhail Kokshenov

Ambassador's bodyguard

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Nonna Mordyukova

Registry Office Worker

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Valeriy Nikolaev

Step performer

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Vsevolod Sanayev

music lover

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Yevgeni Vesnik

Doctor

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Pyotr Merkuryev

Meloman

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Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich

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Boris Smorchkov

General

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Sergei Artsybashev

Registry Office Worker

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Viktor Gajnov

Kvazimodo

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Vladimir Shiryaev

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Yuriy Kuzmenkov

man with a goat

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Inna Kara-Mosko

Carol's friend

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Evgeniy Gerchakov

director of the orchestra

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Arkadiy Koval

TV announcer

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Yevgeni Aleksandrov

reporter

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Valeriy Afanasyev

geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

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Sergey Gabrielyan

Ravil Beliletdinov

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Tatyana Kravchenko

Bronislava Rosenbaum

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Vladimir Gusev

general

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Nina Alisova

music lover

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Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

passenger (uncredited)

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Marina Golub

director of the Philharmonic

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Aleksandr Ryzhkov

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Evgeniy Kuleshov

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Aleksandr Gorbachev

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Maxim Glotov

traffic cop

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Anatoly Kalmykov

More Details

Status

Released

Language

Russian

Budget

$1,200,000.00

Revenue

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