Martin Mull

Frank Maris

Annette Funicello

Julie Maris

Fred Willard

A.J. Foley

Polly Holliday

Lucille

Mia Dillon

Jessie Foley

Tracey Gold

Cindy Maris

Jeremy Licht

David Maris

Christina Nigra

Trish Maris

Hamilton Camp

Joe

Dick O'Neill

Wilson

Vincent Schiavelli

Skinny

Anita Dangler

William Phipps

Anne Marie McEvoy

Robert Ruth

Helen Siff

Jack Riley

Marvin

Cynthia Lea Clark

Referee (uncredited)